Burlesque performer and practical time traveler.

mayor-brandy:

sundaestay:

there should be a quest log in acnl bc i forget what favors im suppose to do wayyy to often

You could write a letter to your “future self” but never send it

instead you would write down your errands and save it and re-write when you need to, that way it would be on your person at all times, and you can read it whenever you need to (ovo)

hero-of-ink:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!

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explore-blog:

22 years ago today, the first photo was uploaded to the web – and it was of an all-girl science rock band from CERN, signing about colliders, quarks, and antimatter.
Oh, and they were actually really, really good.

explore-blog:

22 years ago today, the first photo was uploaded to the web – and it was of an all-girl science rock band from CERN, signing about colliders, quarks, and antimatter.

Oh, and they were actually really, really good.

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

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confringo-:

lady-tyrell:

wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it

image

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owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

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anonthethird:

I need to figure out a name for a fabulous cabaret for this thing I’m writing. It’d be the kind of place where a live performance of songs like this one would be a regular deal. Doesn’t exactly need an “American 1930s” feel, but that’s more or less where it is.

Well, two types of thing spring immediately to mind: either a “The [Thing]”, or “[Person]’s.” (i.e. The Ritz, Louie’s) Also depends whether this is a classy joint or a shithole with great entertainment.

A few ‘The’ names:
Classy
The Aquifer
The Overnight Oasis

Not so Classy
The Rat-Trap
The Honey Hole (Exactly what it sounds like. There’s even a 1937 dirty song)

Is this set in a version of the real world? I want to make goofy references like “Hope’s Diamond” or “Chrysler’s Crown” but I don’t know if that works in the setting.

anonthethird:

I need to figure out a name for a fabulous cabaret for this thing I’m writing. It’d be the kind of place where a live performance of songs like this one would be a regular deal. Doesn’t exactly need an “American 1930s” feel, but that’s more or less where it is.

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?


Might be the ages they surveyed, plaguehands. There’s a LOT of Cincinnati pride in my age group (30+), because most of the people who hate Cincinnati or Ohio in general at this age have already gotten the hell out. On the other hand, your age group hasn’t necessarily had the chance to leave yet (still in school, yes?), so it makes sense that they would have a higher concentration of people who want to move.

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

Might be the ages they surveyed, plaguehands. There’s a LOT of Cincinnati pride in my age group (30+), because most of the people who hate Cincinnati or Ohio in general at this age have already gotten the hell out. On the other hand, your age group hasn’t necessarily had the chance to leave yet (still in school, yes?), so it makes sense that they would have a higher concentration of people who want to move.

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i just lost all my shits

mustangscullaaay:

mushroomtherobot:

mustangscullaaay:

because i’m working on a daja and sandry bit for my second ficlet cycle (your fault neornithes) (it won’t see the light of the internet for months sorry) and I JUST REALIZED

after sandry moves in with duke vedris and tris goes to lightsbridge it’s literally just briar and daja living at the cheeseman street house

and OH MY GOD

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OMG SOMEONE REBLOGGED THE VERY FIRST CHEESEMAN ST. CHRONICLES POST WITH THE TAGS

i was so proud of those tags, they were the start of something beautiful, i still laugh about them all the time tbh and i thought no one noticed

neornithes i miss this 

Glamour UK:

What do you get riled up about in a feminist context?

Gillian Anderson:

A lot. I have feminist bones and when I hear things or see people react to women in certain ways I have very little tolerance.

Glamour UK:

But don't you feel sorry for modern men? Not knowing whether they should help us with our bags and open doors for us or whether we'll see it as an affront?

Gillian Anderson:

No. I don't feel sorry for men.

“MUST BE LOGGED IN TO VIEW MY ASS”

—   Bee being Bee

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narglestooksammysshoe:

Boromir no.  Stop.

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